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Rather than having your hands surgically replaced with mechanical scissor fingers, you might want to consider alternative options. Sure, it seems like an alright idea, until petting your dog ends up with a trip to the pet hospital and an astronomical medical bill. The easiest way to become a humanoid construct made by a mad scientist is with this handy set. Of course, if you're still dead set on having real scissors for hands, by all means, try to arrange it with your doctor.

By Rubies Costume Co. Inc