$19.99

This skull clown does NOT work parties. You can try to book him... but when he shows up, his treat bag is going to be filled with sharp knives (we really hope that's not how you want to entertain your kids). Forget flipping through the yellow pages for your next clown, take up the mantle yourself—with this mask. Not only will you have a terrifying look, but you won't have to deal with any children pestering you for a balloon animal. One look at you, and they'll be running for the hills!

By Charades