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Now that you're wearing this Caveman Wig, we're gonna teach you how to behave like a real Neanderthal. First, spear a wooly mammoth. Then with your bare hands, drag the rotting carcass home to your wife. Build shelter with it's bones and a roof with its skin. Once that's complete you can make sweet sweet prehistoric love to your babe, you've officially earned it!

By Forum Novelties, Inc