$28.99

Turning your child into a dinosaur has never been easier! No longer must you do genetic experiments using mosquitoes! All you need is this Child Yoshi Kit, which makes your kid look like Mario's fun dino pal and MarioKart rival. Just strap on the shell and hood, and your little one is ready to save Princess Peach, get behind the wheel of a go-kart or just have a party with the whole Nintendo gang.

By Disguise