$38.99

Ben Grimm got the short end of the stick when it came to Fantastic Four. Reed got super stretching powers, Sue got force-fields and the ability to turn invisible and Johnny got the ability to turn himself into fire without even getting hurt. Ben? He turned into a big orange rock monster. It sounds a little cool, until you realize that a majority of chicks don't want to date a guy who permanently looks a bunch of boulders clumped together. This hoodie, lets you look like a tough rock monster superhero whenever you want to fight bad guys, but all you have to do is flip the hood down and it's time to charm the ladies with your handsome good-looks. (And if you do meet a girl who's into the rock monster thing, this hoodie has you covered too).

By Mad Engine