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If life out on the road wasn't hard enough, you have to constantly worry about being captured by war parties. And it's not like they'll even do you the justice of killing you...no, they'd much rather keep you alive to make you a walking blood bag. (You are a universal donor after all.) To top it all off they're going to put on mask on you just like this one! If you'd rather just spend a night in costume than being chained to the hood of a V8 coupe, just get this mask. We're sure no one's going to try to harvest your organs...

By H.M. Smallwares