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Living the life of a pirate means being ready for anything, like cursed skeleton swashbucklers, blood thirsty Krakens, squid-faced ship captains and murderous ex-girlfriends - you know, normal pirate stuff. The only real way to make sure you go on living to fight another day is to have a sword at the ready. It really doesn't do too much versus that Kraken though...

By Disguise