$28.99

There are two types of people in life. The kind that know clowns are scary hideous creatures, spawned from the depths of the underworld, and the kind of sadistic crazy people who think they're hilarious. This clown mask puts the debate to rest. This thing is creepy - like, wet your pants and run away screaming like a school girl creepy. Also, it's advised that you have a change of pants ready if you decide to look in the mirror while wearing it.

By California Costume Collection