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Elves live a really long time. Way longer than us humans with our 80 or so years... but when you live that long you really have time to learn how to use your weapons. Have you seen Legolas in action? He knows how to shoot a bow and arrow and wield knives like nobody's business. Even if you hadn't had as much practice as the famous Woodland Elf from Lord of the Rings, you don't have to worry because this long blade is made of safe plastic and won't cut any orcs, dwarves, or wee hobbits that might get in the way of your wild swinging. Just don't poke Gollum's eye out!

By Rubies