$19.99
Are people not respecting your authority around the house when you shout, "lights out!"? Maybe it's your shirt. We know that it has your favorite band on it, but that just doesn't exude authority. What DOES exude authority, is this Men's Prison Guard Shirt. Even the toughest inmates know that you mean serious business when you shout a command at them while wearing this. It should work wonders on the riff-raff normally hanging around your house.
By Underwraps