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Papa Smurf gives me the creeps. Sure he can’t help that he’s blue, but why is he so little? And doesn’t he have magic powers. I don’t know if I trust a small, blue magical creature to have my best interest at heart. The Smurfs should be a horror film don’t you think? Do me a favor: come up with a different way to wear the Red Little Blue People Hat.

By Elope