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There's two simple steps for becoming a criminal mastermind. Step 1: Create a criminal enterprise. Become the absolute best at whatever it is you do, and squash the competition.Step 2: Wear a signature piece such as a hat, create a psuedonym and become a larger than life figure.With that accomplished all you'll have to do is sit back and watch your empire grow. This signature hat will be a good first step. In a classic porkpie style, it's perfect for recreating one of TV's biggest masterminds, or for creating a personality that is uniquely your own.

By H.M. Smallwares