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So you've decided to hit the farm. And not just to visit, you're going to take up residence! You've had it with your fellow humans and all the hassles of modern society; so it's time to find a species that will truly appreciate you for who you are. We think the horse stable might be a great place to make some new friends. Just go in this horse costume, and you're sure to win over all of the steeds. You'll love running across the countryside, and feasting on bale after bale of hay. And if that sounds like a little much, you could always just wear this jumpsuit for one night of costumed fun. That might actually be a good intermediary step before committing to the horse ranch!

By Smiffys