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Some of us have big dreams, and others have big dreams of being a bouncer at the hottest club in town. But that would require weeks of training, months in the gym, and years learning the immortal art of Kung Fu. But that's a whole lot of time being taken away from your partying! Not gonna happen... that's why it's so much easier to just wear this Security t-shirt. No need to gain the credentials to get the bouncer look! You probably can't just walk into a club and start tossing people out, but your best friend's wedding? Do you duty and keep that open bar secure!

By Rothco