There's a lot of merit to becoming a caveman. Eat meat all day, grab the cavewoman you want and sling her over your shoulder, no need to decorate or clean your cave. It's a sweet life. But you'll need a club. And there's no better starter club than this. Realistic and hefty, ready for caveman life. Ugga bugga, unga bunga. That's caveman for "what are you waiting for?"