$58.99

The job of a captain is way more than just directing the ship. You've also got to command the crew, and those salty sea dogs don't necessarily like being told what to do. If they try to mutiny, we have full faith that you're going to be able to lay down the law. At least as long as you look like a real captain! Go in this Charming Pirate Captain costume, and you won't have to worry about your crew stepping on your toes.

By Leg Avenue