$4.99

There's a 99% chance right now that you're not wearing enough diamonds. How many diamonds are too many? Start with infinity, minus one. That's how many. You don't have enough. Right here, these faux diamond earrings are a great way to address the problem. Going as Marilyn? Going as a flapper girl? Not without these, you're not. You want all your friends to think you're a phony? Get more diamonds. And wear them. Seems easy enough.

By Rubies Costume Co. Inc