$28.99

This SWAT vest isn't for sissies, or the kind of cops who walk around giving tickets for parking violations. It's for the kind of officer who's ready to shoot the bad guy, rescue the hostages and maybe fire off a good one-liner. You won't even need it to stop any bullets, since your aura of awesome-itude will make criminals not even want to mess with you. Also, it isn't a bulletproof vest, so it actually can't stop them anyways.

By Underwraps