$28.99

Master Splinter is a pretty cool parental figure. Not only is he a gigantic rat that plays by his own rules, he also lets all his kids run around the sewers, play with dangerous weapons, and lets them eat as much pizza as they want. And how about those names! He couldn't have picked better names for the turtles. Luckily that mutagen hit a rat and not some kind of goldfish that had been flushed down the sewer because then we'd be describing that mask right now and that would NOT be very pleasant.

By Rubies