You have to wash the dishes, vacuum, then polish the porcelain. It's just another busy day in the life of a 50's housewife! You also can't disappoint dear husband Johnny by having a sloppy appearance. It's important that every hair is in place. If you don't have time to spruce up your coif before work lets out, just throw on this Women's Brunette Housewife Wig. You'll look positively pristine and peachy keen!